No, I haven't decided to follow local showbiz all of a sudden. It's just that I glanced at this headline over someone's shoulder. Of course, I fell into a conniptic fit.
Let's see: honestly, what man would be stupid enough to declare to the world at large that his ex-girlfriend was hotter than his current one? For that matter, what martyr of a woman, utterly devoid of vanity, would stand by such a statement made by her boyfriend?
If ye be such of either, please leave a comment. I want to interview you. And I want to see the train wreck that follows.