Quote embellishing a full-page photo of a teensy-weensy-bikini-clad model in the October issue of FHM Philippines:

I may be half-German but I am the conservative Filipina who has her values intact.Following Inigo Montoya, I say: "My friend, I do not think that word means what you think it means."
I am not German.
ReplyDeleteBut on behalf of Germans I protest equating German people with sexual promiscuity.
Icelandics on the other hand...
what, hoovenson? icelandics on the other hand are frigid??? bwehehehe
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ReplyDelete"Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes..." (from the musical "Avenue Q")
HAHAHAHAH! So why is she in FHM then, pocket change? Pfft. People really will say anything. Hey Dom, might wanna post the pic of the said girl, to get the point across too :) porn lives!
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