My friend Aris swears this is a true story from one of the dance clubs in Cebu.
She cut the dance floor like an arc welder through sheet metal. Danny was clearly smitten. "She's a goddess, man!" he gushed.
"Want her number?" I offered.
"You know her?"
"Classmates in high school."
Danny's jaw dropped. The dude was ecstatic.
Then, realization hit him like a brick: "Didn't you go to an all-boys' school?"